Stinkende Dozen: Part 1

Monday, March 06, 2017

Friday, February 10:

As I was proudly and not too stealthily leeching wifi from the glory that is Espresso House, I received a text message. 'I'm on my way with a big red surprise.'. Unimpressed, I looked at my big red suitcase in front of me and replied 'But I've already got it right here...'.

...There she was, Anthea! Driving a HUGE red Nissan Qashqai - keep in mind that we set out to rent a Volkswagen UP because it was the cheapest option and we're both 'poor' twats. The first 5 minutes of seeing each other were spent saying 'WHAT?', looking at each other and laughing, pointing at the car, repeating 'WHAT?', entering the car, being in stitches over how big the car was, how many buttons it had, and laughing some more. This was going to be a trip to remember! 

Stockholm. It's a pretty big city. It seems it's one of those cities that's never finished. Construction work everywhere. Road blocks everywhere. Temporary signs everywhere. Navigation being utterly confused every time. Driving over the same road in circles until you've had enough and decide to ignore navigation and that it's time to make your own damn decisions! (I bet we sound super brave, but actually we politely stopped at every zebra crossing, apologised to anyone that we might have startled, and sat behind the wheel like two lost grannies.)

At last, it was time to drive to Tyresta!

We arrived in Tyresta around 5, so the sun was already setting. After taking a short walk, taking a few pictures, and attempting to read the map to find out where the B&B was (apparently the B&B was also under construction), we decided it was time for dinner! As an experienced (festival) camper I was super prepared and brought some cans of ravioli. 

So we set out...

...and ate canned ravioli.
Cold canned ravioli.
In a bus stop.
Because we weren't sure if we could use our camping stove.

The good news is that we now have our own 'ravioli ravioli ravioli' song. It's very catchy!

Let us continue to the next embarrassing part of our lovely story. We thought it'd be possible to sleep in our car. In Sweden. In February. The times my co-workers asked me 'Are you crazy?' didn't really alarm me or Anthea. And so we opened the trunk, did some re-configuring of the backseats, placed our sleeping bags (which were totally not made for these temperatures), added an extra blanket (that should help, right?), and set out for our mission: sleep!

After around 45 minutes, we woke up shivering. Luckily, Anthea had brought a safety blanket. You know, the really foily crinkly gold and silver ones. After five minutes of unfolding the thing, and attempting again to sleep, we decided it'd be smart to find a hostel.

Feeling like two spies in James Bond, we quietly drove our (big and red) car to the park house. It had wifi. You gotta find a hostel in some way or another! Thankfully we found one after not too long of a search, and we drove back to Stockholm.

This was only day one...

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